Thursday, May 1, 2008

Death to "Alot" (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I just read 5 different people use the word "alot" in the past hour - and I am about to spit fire. Gaaaaahhh!!! For heaven's sake!!! There. Is. No. Such. Word. It's "a (space) lot," it's a phrase, (not a word) that denotes more than one of anything. OR, it could be used to talk about an actual plot of land. Either way, remember: TWO WORDS, PEOPLE!!!

Of course, it could be a misspelled version of "allot" which means to give a portion of something. But using context clues, those people didn't mean that what they wrote (*shudder*) "alot."

OK?!?! OK!!!

Gaaaaaaahhh!!!

*pant-pant-pant*

7 comments:

  1. Haha, of course I completely commiserate with you on this one! A_LOT.

    Teehee.

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  2. i seriously see alot of people use that, it's annoying really. alot of people need to learn how to use the damn spacebar.

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  3. ahh...memories. memories of the high school minor/major compositions, essays and write-ups. HAHA

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  4. Their their, sweaty, its okay. Lotsa persons our naught very well in manners of grammer and mispelling airs, and steel think there good at reel ez stuff.

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  5. And with the use of that word you show that you are a fake dumb-dumb. Most dumb-dumbs won't even know the word "naught." LOL!

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  6. ha-ha! nice one, katz. i kinda get the same "shudder" when i see people use "gotta" in place of "got a". :S

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  7. Hahahaha! You should start a post listing all those shudder-y words. =D

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