How to Apply Make Up Like a Feminist (Insert Wink Here)

I just need to repost this here because it's the funniest thing I've seen since ever.


Incidentally, sans a good handful of the products used here (I only use 4 every day: powder, blush, eyeliner, and an eyebrow kathingy; 6 if I want to be fancy via mascara and, yes, red lipstick), this is the only kind of made up face I am capable of achieving.

 I guess that makes me a feminist. Whew. :P